A New World

Don't you just hate those lowlifes in games who destroy the happiness of others just so that they can get some stats? They play without skill. They use cheap techniques to win. They glitch. They cheat. They are described with one simple four letter word. Noob.

For example, you aim a rocket launcher at a guy because you cannot kill him in one hit with a sniper. Thus, to secure your kill, you shoot him with a rocket launcher. What the hell! Where is the fun in that? In my humble opinion, shooting someone in the head with a sniper is much more honorable than blasting them to kingdom come with a rocket.

Another example. To protect yourself from being shot, you jump around randomly. Also, while jumping, you take potshots at your assailant. That, my dear readers, is utter stupidity. You try going to the army and getting your hands on a sniper. After that, jump. While jumping look into the scope. Also while doing that, shoot your opponent. Accurately.

Here's a note to all noobs : If you can do anything listed above, in real life, then go ahead. Do it in the game. You deserve that right. If not... I'm sure even you, someone with incredibly low I.Q., and human faeces for brains, should know what to do.