Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. If you have been following my blog, I thank you wholeheartedly. I now regret to inform you that I need to slightly inconvenience you by asking that you now refer to HERE to read my blog entries. I will no longer be writing much in this blog. There is no real reason why I have changed blogs, it is just one of my many whims. Mainly, it is because Windows Spaces looks nice and works better in Windows Live Writer.

I will still come regularly to check the chat box, and even if I don't reply, I DO read them, so feel free to say anything you want, like things I should talk about, or things I shouldn't talk about. Stuff like that.

Thank You, and I apologize again for this minor inconvenience.

***For your general information, the word "HERE" is a hyperlink. ***

I lost my EZ-Link card!!!! Luckily there was no money in it. Actually, there was. $0.70. I'm gonna have to take a picture, wait in line at Pasir Ris interchange, which is going to take forever, and pay money. I'm not sure exactly how much it is, but I think it's going to cost about 20-30 dollars, excluding the picture. Stupid.

As I have entered entried in my other two blogs, I decided, just to finish it off, to enter something here. Anyway, life now is quite stressful. I have Computing Mathematics, which I am afraid I will find difficult, as I got a 7 for my Mathematics in the 'O' Levels. I wish they had something concerning English. That, I can do quite well.

Outside, the sky is pitch black. I think that means there will be no rain tonight. I'm not sure where I read that. In fact, I'm not even sure if that info is correct. Anyway, it doesn't matter much. I should be sleeping now, since I have to wake at 6.3o a.m tomorrow. The time, referring to my computer clock, is 1.10 a.m. For some reason, I can't get to sleep. I didn't sleep earlier, and there is no logical reason why I can't get to sleep. The closest thing I can think of is that I ate some chocolate covered biscuit which my mom bought from her friend's daughter, Daphne, who is a Girl Guide, I think, and was selling these boxes of biscuit. My logic is that the biscuit had chocolate on it, and thus, contains sugar, causing me to be unable to sleep. However, I am tired, but I just can't slip into the deep slumber that I would so welcome.

I played Counter Strike again just now, to kill more noobs and to get them aggravated. Haha. I like doing that. Guess what? The guy who was cursing and swearing a few days ago was there again, under a different name. I know it was him because of his stupid playing style and attempting to camp at the same place as the last time. Also, I recognised his voice, as his voice was unmistakable. It was a high, nasal voice. Sounded like he had a flu or something. Anyway, he was cursing and swearing again, because I didn't change my name, and I think he recognised me. So, he started to team kill me, which resulted in him getting banned from the server.

Tough luck dude, or should I say, NOOB!

To see why noobs enjoy playing games like counter strike, I decided to try it out for myself. I played Counter Strike : Source. I realised it's obnoxiously easy to play, especially if you adopt those noob techniques described yesterday. Thus, I have to say, it is fun to play that game and kick some noob ass. I even had one guy cursing and swearing over the mic, because he couldn't camp. I kept coming up behind him with a shotgun. The crazy horde of wax didn't even think to move away from that 'camping' spot. I think I killed him like 5-6 times. Haha.

NOOB!

Don't you just hate those lowlifes in games who destroy the happiness of others just so that they can get some stats? They play without skill. They use cheap techniques to win. They glitch. They cheat. They are described with one simple four letter word. Noob.

For example, you aim a rocket launcher at a guy because you cannot kill him in one hit with a sniper. Thus, to secure your kill, you shoot him with a rocket launcher. What the hell! Where is the fun in that? In my humble opinion, shooting someone in the head with a sniper is much more honorable than blasting them to kingdom come with a rocket.

Another example. To protect yourself from being shot, you jump around randomly. Also, while jumping, you take potshots at your assailant. That, my dear readers, is utter stupidity. You try going to the army and getting your hands on a sniper. After that, jump. While jumping look into the scope. Also while doing that, shoot your opponent. Accurately.

Here's a note to all noobs : If you can do anything listed above, in real life, then go ahead. Do it in the game. You deserve that right. If not... I'm sure even you, someone with incredibly low I.Q., and human faeces for brains, should know what to do.

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