A New World

I was looking at my friend's blog (the1iam.blogspot.com), and I noticed that for his JLPT, he wrote an essay. He put it on his blog in Japanese. Curious to see what it means, I translated it using Windows Live Translator. It's really funny when directly translated. This is what it says :

I hate it when people don't answer their phone for an extended period of time. It's really annoying. Why the hell would you have a phone if you don't answer it, I wonder? Anyway, I've been calling my friend many many times, since he said he was looking for a way to make money, and I have a way, and now he doesn't answer his phone. I can see he updates his blog. That would imply that he has time, so if he does, why can't he just bloody well pick up the phone? He's always saying he has no time and all. The most annoying thing is that when he does come online, and I talk to him, he goes offline. That's stupid. He can't be angry, for I haven't done anything to anger him. As such, I have no idea why he isn't talking to me. I thought he was different. I guess I didn't know him at all. All people are like that. When given work to do, they feel they are superior to everyone else, and don't want to answer because they are "very tired" or "have things to do". Stupid people. I think he is just getting arrogant. Even if I was tired, I would still answer an MSN message. Even if I had things to do, I
would still pick up the phone, or reply to an SMS. A simple "yes" or "no" would suffice. I don't ask for reasons. I respect decisions. If you don't want to, I won't force you.

Damn Fool.

Christmas eve is tomorrow, and I think the dinner will be spectacular. There will be roast beef, prime ribs, ham, roast chicken, and some other food which I can't remember. I hope I get more useful presents this year, such as a PSP, or a wallet, or something I can use during school time, since school starts sometime during the second week of January. Come to think of it, school holidays are really short. Three weeks. Bloody hell. Ten weeks of school, and three weeks of holidays. Damn people. I wish it were the other way around.

I think I am being too nice. Most people only come to me if they need something. If they don't they treat me like trash. These people suck. I think I will have to correct this problem. I'll start by not being nice to someone unless they are nice to me. I would ignore them, but some of these people are in my family, so it's a bit difficult to completely ignore them. As such, I will have to turn nasty, so these fools know how I feel about their stupidity. The next thing I'll do is stop helping people unless I benefit, or I simply feel like helping. Otherwise, everyone will take advantage of my kindness.

Tomorrow, I have to go to school at 1.30 p.m, for my Networking Phase Test. Refer to the following formulae:
{Phase Test = Practical. Practical = Very easy to do well.}

I just got a message from a friend that the lessons on Thursday, 13th of December, and Friday, 14th of December, are not canceled, contradicting what I heard from the teachers last week. This is stupid. I was hoping for those two days to be holidays, since I haven't had a proper holiday in weeks. Stupid. I shall confirm with the Class Advisor tomorrow.

If there is, in fact, school on those two days, I shall be upset. I wanted to stay home. Ah well. I may just decide not to go, since I've finished the exam, and there can't be much importance in the class, other than telling us how well, or how badly, we did. I don't really care about that, since there isn't much I can do to change it.

Today is the third day of tests. Today is the Final Online Test. If I fail this test, I won't be able to graduate into my advanced course, on Routers and Router Programming. As such, it is of utmost importance that I pass.

Anyway, I passed the previously mentioned Maths test. I got 60. The Visual Basic test was quite simple. The only problem was that there wasn't enough time. As such I couldn't finish typing the code properly. Crap. Anyway, I think I'll get a B or something, as long as my Maths doesn't pull me down too much.

I had a maths test today, and it wasn't pretty. I could do the first few questions, then when I reached the part about the venn diagram, I couldn't do it. I don't know how. Never knew. As such, I just drew a random drawing, showing what I thought it should be.

Ah well, I was never any good at math, and if I fail I wouldn't be too surprised. However, I hope I don't fail. That would be bad.

Anyway, that's one test over and done with, and this Thursday I have 2 more tests, Visual Basic and Networking. They shouldn't be too difficult, as I'm quite proficient at both. Next week, there's the Final Online Test, and the Networking Phase Test, which is a practical exam, which won't be difficult at all.

Shit. I spent a crapload of money this month. Most of it is not my fault. I had to spend $35 on my school books, $7 for my photo, $19 for my ezlink card, $10 to cut my hair, $35 on phone bills, $60 on the bike, and about $30 for transport. Crap. That's about $186. CRAP!

This has been a very eventful month. NB.

I forgot to mention in my previous post, that I had to cut my hair, in addition to the other things I had to do. This is because my hair has become extremely messy. Thus, to look presentable for my photo, I was behoved to cut my hair. Also, because I had to wear a collared T-shirt to take the picture, I went and took it today. When I finally reached the place where I had to go to get my card done, I realised it was closed. I forgot. School ended at 5 p.m. As such, it was almost 6.30 p.m by the time I got there. Fool.

I lost my EZ-Link card!!!! Luckily there was no money in it. Actually, there was. $0.70. I'm gonna have to take a picture, wait in line at Pasir Ris interchange, which is going to take forever, and pay money. I'm not sure exactly how much it is, but I think it's going to cost about 20-30 dollars, excluding the picture. Stupid.

As I have entered entried in my other two blogs, I decided, just to finish it off, to enter something here. Anyway, life now is quite stressful. I have Computing Mathematics, which I am afraid I will find difficult, as I got a 7 for my Mathematics in the 'O' Levels. I wish they had something concerning English. That, I can do quite well.

Outside, the sky is pitch black. I think that means there will be no rain tonight. I'm not sure where I read that. In fact, I'm not even sure if that info is correct. Anyway, it doesn't matter much. I should be sleeping now, since I have to wake at 6.3o a.m tomorrow. The time, referring to my computer clock, is 1.10 a.m. For some reason, I can't get to sleep. I didn't sleep earlier, and there is no logical reason why I can't get to sleep. The closest thing I can think of is that I ate some chocolate covered biscuit which my mom bought from her friend's daughter, Daphne, who is a Girl Guide, I think, and was selling these boxes of biscuit. My logic is that the biscuit had chocolate on it, and thus, contains sugar, causing me to be unable to sleep. However, I am tired, but I just can't slip into the deep slumber that I would so welcome.

I played Counter Strike again just now, to kill more noobs and to get them aggravated. Haha. I like doing that. Guess what? The guy who was cursing and swearing a few days ago was there again, under a different name. I know it was him because of his stupid playing style and attempting to camp at the same place as the last time. Also, I recognised his voice, as his voice was unmistakable. It was a high, nasal voice. Sounded like he had a flu or something. Anyway, he was cursing and swearing again, because I didn't change my name, and I think he recognised me. So, he started to team kill me, which resulted in him getting banned from the server.

Tough luck dude, or should I say, NOOB!

To see why noobs enjoy playing games like counter strike, I decided to try it out for myself. I played Counter Strike : Source. I realised it's obnoxiously easy to play, especially if you adopt those noob techniques described yesterday. Thus, I have to say, it is fun to play that game and kick some noob ass. I even had one guy cursing and swearing over the mic, because he couldn't camp. I kept coming up behind him with a shotgun. The crazy horde of wax didn't even think to move away from that 'camping' spot. I think I killed him like 5-6 times. Haha.

NOOB!

Don't you just hate those lowlifes in games who destroy the happiness of others just so that they can get some stats? They play without skill. They use cheap techniques to win. They glitch. They cheat. They are described with one simple four letter word. Noob.

For example, you aim a rocket launcher at a guy because you cannot kill him in one hit with a sniper. Thus, to secure your kill, you shoot him with a rocket launcher. What the hell! Where is the fun in that? In my humble opinion, shooting someone in the head with a sniper is much more honorable than blasting them to kingdom come with a rocket.

Another example. To protect yourself from being shot, you jump around randomly. Also, while jumping, you take potshots at your assailant. That, my dear readers, is utter stupidity. You try going to the army and getting your hands on a sniper. After that, jump. While jumping look into the scope. Also while doing that, shoot your opponent. Accurately.

Here's a note to all noobs : If you can do anything listed above, in real life, then go ahead. Do it in the game. You deserve that right. If not... I'm sure even you, someone with incredibly low I.Q., and human faeces for brains, should know what to do.

I'm bored. (Duh?!) My head hurts. I drank too much alcohol tonight. 5 shots of vodka, 3 shots of tequilla, 4 shots of kahlua, 2 glasses of wine, and 1 shot of 'flavoured' vodka, meaning it has some fruity flavours inside. I think it's passionfruit. Anyway, I was drinking because I was bored, and found some alcohol in the fridge. I asked my mom and brother if they wanted to drink with me, and they did. I ended up drinking the most, since they didn't want to drink anymore, and left me with the stuff. So I drank, and finished the bottle of vodka. That was not supposed to happen. Now, I walk like Jack Sparrow, can't type properly, and slur. I can still think clearly though. It's just that I talk a little slower, and don't type as fast. Anyway, I know I ought to get to sleep, but I want to go downstairs to buy some chips. I'm not about to waste this Saturday night. I realise I don't sound, or look like I've been drinking, but, believe me, I took 20 minutes just to type this and make sure there are no spelling, punctuation, and grammar errors. :D

well, i have decided to make a new blog, not that i'll be neglecting the older one, but rather because i'm bored and have decided to check out other options. thus, i have resorted to creating a new blog with a wierd name, like Saint Mark.